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Come on! You know that's not
the way you're supposed to do it!

2
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Well, this way is totally faster.

3
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Yeah, cuts the time in half.

4
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Well you're actually cutting
it in half, you idiots!

5
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Oh and great, you managed to
break the saw in the process!

6
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Now we're gonna have to buy a new one!

7
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What are you guys doing?!
Soda?! You can't use soda!

8
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Yeah, but the hose!

9
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Oh what, it's too hard to
get the hose off the shed?!

10
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Unbelievable!

11
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Well, at least it's
diet. Nobody drinks that.

12
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I drink diet!

13
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Not only did you guys ruin the hose...

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Okay men,

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this is the hour of our prominence.

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On my signal, charge!

17
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You've GOT to be
kidding me! Give me that!

18
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What is this, SANDPAPER?!

19
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You're scratching up the whole thing!

20
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Benson,

21
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could you come see me
for a moment please?

22
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Somebody's busted!

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Oh, grow up!

24
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B-b-b-busted,
Benson's b-b-busted!

25
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What is it Pops? I'm in
the middle of something.

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Have a seat.

27
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Do you know why I called you in here?

28
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Did you lose the colonel
again? Try under your hat.

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It's a problem concerning
Mordecai and Rigby.

30
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What else is new?

31
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Don't worry, Pops. I'll take care of it.

32
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Then we understand each other?

33
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Absolutely.

34
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I've already warned them one more
screw up and they're both fired.

35
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But... Benson, I was referring to you.

36
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What?

37
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I'd like you to stop yelling
at Mordecai and Rigby.

38
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You're kidding.

39
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Quite the opposite.

40
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It's too negative and bad for morale.

41
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What morale?

42
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Those slackers never do
anything unless you yell at them.

43
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There's never a reason
to yell at anyone.

44
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They give me a million reasons everyday.

45
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You just want me to be nice to them?

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You don't have to be nice
- just don't yell.

47
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Listen, Pops, I appreciate your concern,

48
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but I know how to do my job.

49
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Benson, I think it's clear that

50
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my father puts me in charge of running
the park when he's not around, right?

51
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Yes,
but--

52
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And that means you must do what I say?

53
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Technically,
but I--

54
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And I am ordering you to stop
yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.

55
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- Pops-- -
Understood?

56
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...Understood.

57
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So what did Pops want?

58
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Noth-- You guys
are STILL NOT--

59
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-
-guys are still not done?!

60
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What? You told us to
take it nice and easy.

61
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Yeah, I get it now.

62
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It takes time to do things right.

63
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You rush, you make mistakes.

64
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That's not the point
I was trying to make.

65
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And then we started thinking-

66
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why clean something anyways?

67
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Dirt is a natural thing. It's
like part of life you know?

68
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Yeah and like,

69
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what is a hose?

70
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Hose...

71
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Hose...

72
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Hose?...

73
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Hose...

74
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Yeah, exactly.

75
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But when you turn it on...

76
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- Sorry.
- GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!

77
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Benson, what did we just discuss?

78
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Yeah, but come on Pops.
They were totally--

79
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Benson, I'm serious about this issue.

80
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Now if you yell at them again,
I'm going to have to write you up.

81
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Okay, okay. I'll try
to get it under control.

82
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Recite a personal mantra.

83
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Omm?

84
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What does that even mean? Next.

85
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Hello friend! I'm Fitch Munderson.

86
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And this is Kimmy.

87
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Okay, where's this going?

88
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We have a sure-fire way to
help you control your anger,

89
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- for only sixty dollars.
- Nope.

90
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Ugh, come on! Close!

91
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I guess it works.

92
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Hey, Benson. Have you
seen the keys to the cart?

93
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We can't find them anywhere.

94
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Never mind. I think
I know where they are.

95
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Benson! I've warned you.

96
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Pops, you're writing me up?

97
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You know what happens next, don't you?

98
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Of course, verbal
warning, write up, fired.

99
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But you wouldn't fire me, Pops.

100
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I'll do what I must.

101
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What?! Pops, you can't
take this job away from me!

102
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It's all I have!

103
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I'm sorry, Benson.

104
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If you yell at Mordecai and Rigby again,

105
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I'll be forced to fire you.

106
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Jeez Benson, try counting to ten.

107
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Better make it a hundred.

108
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One, two...

109
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...seven, eight, nine...

110
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...75, 76, 77...

111
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Hey Benson! What's up? We're
finally painting the shed.

112
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78, 79, 80, 81...

113
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- Dude, what's he doing?
- I dunno

114
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But what do you think he'll
do when he get to a hundred?

115
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...88, 89, 90, 91...

116
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...92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99...

117
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The key to managing
your anger is control.

118
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For example, one should never yell,

119
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even if it's to pass the salt.

120
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Pass the salt, please.

121
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Quiet! Benson has
something he wants to say.

122
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Um,
pass--

123
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Look here, son!

124
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You're never gonna get anything in
this life if you don't yell for it!

125
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Pass.... Pass the salt!

126
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Atta boy!

127
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Benson! You're fired!

128
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NO!

129
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Keep it together, Benson.

130
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You still got a whole day of work left.

131
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Hey buddy, are you ok?

132
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I'm fine! Fine!

133
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Almost the record, almost the record!

134
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Not quite the record.

135
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Benson, uh look,
we're sorry man--

136
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No...

137
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Aw man, here it comes.

138
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I'm not gonna yell.

139
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Sweet!

140
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I'm not... gonna... yell.

141
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Benson,
are you o--

142
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What the?

143
00:08:23,175 --> 00:08:25,135
- What happened?!
- I don't know!

144
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Benson saw us crash the cart,
and instead of laying into us,

145
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he said he wasn't gonna yell!

146
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And then he turned into THAT!

147
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He's holding all of his anger in.

148
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- Why would he do that?
- Because of me!

149
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What?!

150
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I told him that if he didn't stop
yelling at you two, I would fire him.

151
00:08:41,795 --> 00:08:43,915
Pops. you can't do that.

152
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But I am technically his boss.

153
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Pops, you can't make him
bottle up his anger like that.

154
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You gotta get him to yell at you guys.

155
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Not a problem.

156
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Hey, Benson! You're a
sorry excuse for a manager!

157
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Yeah, you nasal-voiced,
loser-loner!

158
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Go back to nice school and
learn how to have a personality!

159
00:09:01,945 --> 00:09:02,935
And guess what!

160
00:09:02,935 --> 00:09:06,155
We're the ones that keep
sending pizzas to your apartment!

161
00:09:06,155 --> 00:09:08,765
And we're the ones who switched
the detregent with coffee.

162
00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:13,885
Dude! It's just making it worse!

163
00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:16,495
Pops, you have to tell Benson
it's okay to yell at us!

164
00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:20,515
I can't! There's never a
reason to yell at people!

165
00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:22,265
Pops! Look around!

166
00:09:22,265 --> 00:09:25,335
The park is disintegrating,
and Benson's gonna explode!

167
00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:30,295
Pops! Do something!

168
00:09:32,075 --> 00:09:35,725
Benson, I need you to
yell at Mordecai and Rigby!

169
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,665
But if I yell, you'll fire me.

170
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,875
Forget what I said, Benson!

171
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If you don't yell at
Mordecai and Rigby right now,

172
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you're fired!

173
00:09:52,495 --> 00:09:55,405
YOU LAZY NO-GOOD
SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS,

174
00:09:55,405 --> 00:09:58,475
CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME
ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?!

175
00:09:58,475 --> 00:09:59,375
'CAUSE IF YOU DID

176
00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:02,435
YOU'D SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH
YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY,

177
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,995
SOME PRIDE IN YOUR WORK
AND A JOB WELL DONE!!

178
00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:06,995
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE

179
00:10:06,995 --> 00:10:09,085
IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU,

180
00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:11,705
AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW
IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT

181
00:10:11,705 --> 00:10:14,985
THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW
THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS,

182
00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:18,155
WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING
COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!

183
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,685
Benson! Benson, are you alright?

184
00:10:31,685 --> 00:10:32,725
Yeah, I'm fine.

185
00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,525
Sorry things got so
out of control, Pops.

186
00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,115
It was my mistake.

187
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:41,205
From now on, I'll leave park
managing to the park manager.

188
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,705
Though, I do wish you wouldn't
yell at Mordecai and Rigby so much.

189
00:10:44,835 --> 00:10:45,925
Let me give it a shot.

190
00:10:46,685 --> 00:10:48,205
Hey, Mordecai and Rigby.

191
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,815
Clean this mess up, or you're fired.

192
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:58,955
What?

193
00:10:59,465 --> 00:11:01,265
- What are they laughing at?
- What?!